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Australian Court Docket 12659, Case of the Pregnant Lady


A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed a man opposite her
was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the
man's smile turned into a grin, so she move again. The man seemed more
amused. When she moved for the fourth time, the man burst out laughing, she
complained to the driver and he had the man arrested. (Only in Australia)


The case came up in court. The judge asked the man, (about 20 years old),
what he had to say for himself.


The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on
the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sweets
sign that said, THE DOUBLEMINT TWINS ARE COMING, and I grinned.


Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, LOGAN'S LINIMENT WILL REDUCE
THE SWELLING, I had to smile.


Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign than said, WILLIAMS BIG
STICK DID THE TRICK, I could hardly contain myself.


But, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that
said, GOODYEAR RUBBER COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS ACCIDENT, I just lost it.


The case was dismissed .

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